| Many safety managers choose to use funny safety slogans as they are gaining more and more atention. These funny safety slogans are cynical, sardonic, mephistophelean and, well, anti-safety. |
Copy the desired funny safety slogan! |
- Let's all keep our heads, and other body parts, together.
- Put safety into action - the wishbone will never replace the backbone
- Safety...Did it, done it, doing it tomorrow
- Safety is great unless you're late
- A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
- Don't watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
- Think Safety, think about your penis – a small size does not always mean a light load
- When safety is a factor, call in a contractor
- Your wife will spend your 401K; If you get killed at work today…
- Crushed hands or missing fingers may affect your golf swing
- Don't touch anything hot or sharp, unless you have to... in that case be careful, and remember big brother is watching.
- Get hurt... Get Fired!?!?
- 10 fingers. 10 toes, if you are not safe - who knows?
- No Safety - Know Pain, Know Safety - No Pain
- Safety comes before Schedule only in the dictionary
- Watch your step - it could be your last
- You can eat with false teeth, you can't see with a glass eye
- Put your money on safety, it's a blue-chip investment
- Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy
- A spill, a slip, a hospital trip
- Those precious fingers don't ignore. . . Or they could end up on the floor
- Working safely each day will keep the doctor away
- Flesh and Bone are no match for a grinding stone
- Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check
- To avoid a scene keep your workplace clean
- Protect your thoughts and wear your hard hat
- Smoke detectors make good stocking stuffers
- Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are
- Santa likes a clean chimney, so do we
- Macho does not prove mucho. Do it safely
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