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Funny Safety Slogans

Many safety managers choose to use funny safety slogans as they are gaining more and more atention. These funny safety slogans are cynical, sardonic, mephistophelean and, well, anti-safety.
Copy the desired funny safety slogan!
  • Let's all keep our heads, and other body parts, together.
  • Put safety into action - the wishbone will never replace the backbone
  • Safety...Did it, done it, doing it tomorrow
  • Safety is great unless you're late
  • A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
  • Don't watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
  • Think Safety, think about your penis ? a small size does not always mean a light load
  • When safety is a factor, call in a contractor
  • Your wife will spend your 401K; If you get killed at work today?
  • Crushed hands or missing fingers may affect your golf swing
  • Don't touch anything hot or sharp, unless you have to... in that case be careful, and remember big brother is watching.
  • Get hurt... Get Fired!?!?
  • 10 fingers. 10 toes, if you are not safe - who knows?
  • No Safety - Know Pain, Know Safety - No Pain
  • Safety comes before Schedule only in the dictionary
  • Watch your step - it could be your last
  • You can eat with false teeth, you can't see with a glass eye
  • Put your money on safety, it's a blue-chip investment
  • Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy
  • A spill, a slip, a hospital trip
  • Those precious fingers don't ignore. . . Or they could end up on the floor
  • Working safely each day will keep the doctor away
  • Flesh and Bone are no match for a grinding stone
  • Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check
  • To avoid a scene keep your workplace clean
  • Protect your thoughts and wear your hard hat
  • Smoke detectors make good stocking stuffers
  • Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are
  • Santa likes a clean chimney, so do we
  • Macho does not prove mucho. Do it safely
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